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- he remembers how people like their tea. mcgonagall, dumbledore, .. even when draco comes into his office, his citrus blend with one spoon of sugar ready for him
- no one can see it, but he wears bright purple socks. dumbledore once got him a whole bunch of colourful socks and well, no one likes cold feet
- he might not wash his hair and he might wear the same clothes for days on end but he’ll be damned if his black nail polish isn’t on point.
- for his birthday, lucius introduced him to black matte nail polish
- his personal quarters in hogwarts are literally brimming with all sorts of plants that need very little light. only he can navigate safely through his room. a couple of them may or may not be illegal
- some nights when he can’t sleep and is too tired to move he just lies in his bed and stares at his ceiling all night
- because he sleeps in the dungeons and he can see the lake through his ceiling, and some of its glowing inhabitants
- he brew opium tea once to prove he could
and he practices every once in a while, just to make sure he doesn’t forget- when exposed to sunlight for prolongued time, he actually tans really quickly
- it’s the “get snape in the sun” part that’s hard
- even after all those years, when he walks through the hallways, he still thinks he can hear someone calling him “snivellus” sometimes
- he turns around each time - he can’t help himself - but there’s no one there
- and he wonders what he would give, to go back